{"id":311783,"date":"2025-12-01T18:18:03","date_gmt":"2025-12-01T18:18:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.natgeokids.com\/uk\/?p=311783"},"modified":"2025-12-09T17:15:54","modified_gmt":"2025-12-09T17:15:54","slug":"christmas-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.natgeokids.com\/au\/kids-club\/entertainment\/general-entertainment\/christmas-jokes-for-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"25 jolly Christmas jokes for kids"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>The festive season is on the way, which means lots of fun, games, and of course, tons of amazing(-ly terrible) Christmas jokes! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">So, whether you want to impress your mates, make your family laugh, or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.natgeokids.com\/au\/kids-club\/cool-kids\/general-kids-club\/make-an-advent-calendar\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">fill up your advent calendar<\/a> with chuckles, count down to the big day with these 25 Christmas jokes for kids&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Funny Christmas jokes<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Which of Santa&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.natgeokids.com\/au\/discover\/animals\/general-animals\/reindeer-facts\/\">reindeer<\/a> has bad manners? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Rude<\/em>-olph!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Who hides in a Christmas bakery? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A mince <em>spy<\/em>! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do Santa&#8217;s helpers learn in school? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The <em>elf<\/em>-abet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s an Arctic wolf&#8217;s favourite time of year? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Christmas <em>howl<\/em>-idays!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ChristmasJokes-wolf.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"635\" height=\"404\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ChristmasJokes-wolf.jpg\" alt=\"christmas jokes for kids | two white wolves stand howling in a snowy woodlnad\" class=\"wp-image-311823\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ChristmasJokes-wolf.jpg 635w, https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ChristmasJokes-wolf-300x191.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 635px) 100vw, 635px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>&#8220;We wish y-ooooooooooooooo-u a merry Christmas!&#8221;<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>How do snowmen shop online? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They use the <em>winter<\/em>-net! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s green, prickly and flies through the air? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A <em>holly<\/em>-copter!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why did the snowman go to the veg market? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were picking their nose!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Want to learn more about the history and traditions of Christmas? 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They are sat on grass.\" class=\"wp-image-311824\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ChristmasJokes-skunk.jpg 635w, https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ChristmasJokes-skunk-300x191.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 635px) 100vw, 635px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>&#8220;Who are you calling stinky?!&#8221;<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>What do snowmen eat for breakfast? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frosted flakes! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hang in there! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do <a href=\"https:\/\/www.natgeokids.com\/au\/kids-club\/entertainment\/general-entertainment\/make-christmas-tree-biscuit\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Christmas trees<\/a> say goodbye to each other? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Fir<\/em>-well!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do <a href=\"http:\/\/polar bears\">polar bears<\/a> wear at Christmas parties? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ice caps! <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ChristmasJokes-polarbear.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"635\" height=\"404\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ChristmasJokes-polarbear.jpg\" alt=\"a big white bear sits on top of an iceberg, facing the camera\" class=\"wp-image-311827\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ChristmasJokes-polarbear.jpg 635w, https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ChristmasJokes-polarbear-300x191.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 635px) 100vw, 635px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>&#8220;I seem to have lost my party hat!&#8221;<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Tinsel<\/em>-itis!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do sheep say to each other at Christmas<\/strong>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merry Christmas to ewe! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Who delivers Christmas presents to cats? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Santa paws!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do angry rodents send at Christmas?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Cross<\/em>&#8211;<em>mouse<\/em> cards! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How does Christmas day end? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With the letter &#8216;Y&#8217;! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Think you&#8217;ve got a better Christmas joke? 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