{"id":321352,"date":"2025-09-17T14:30:01","date_gmt":"2025-09-17T14:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.natgeokids.com\/uk\/?p=321352"},"modified":"2025-10-31T13:20:36","modified_gmt":"2025-10-31T13:20:36","slug":"halloween-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.natgeokids.com\/nz\/kids-club\/entertainment\/general-entertainment\/halloween-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"20 hilarious Halloween jokes for kids"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Get ready for spooky season with these Halloween jokes! 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The panda is a black and white bear with soft, round black ears and a white face.\" class=\"wp-image-321384\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>&#8220;Keep your paws off my snacks, ghosties!&#8221;<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>What type of music do mummies like?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Wrap<\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why didn&#8217;t the skeleton go to the party? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They had no body to go with! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Where do spirits post letters?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At the <em>ghost <\/em>office!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why didn&#8217;t the zombie go to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He felt rotten!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why are vampires terrible at cricket?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Their bats fly away! <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2025\/09\/HalloweenJokes-Bat.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"635\" height=\"404\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2025\/09\/HalloweenJokes-Bat.jpg\" alt=\"Halloween jokes for kids | a soft grey-brown bat soars through the air, its leathery wings outstretched\" class=\"wp-image-321379\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>&#8220;I&#8217;m <\/em>fang<em>-tastic at getting out of sports day!&#8221;<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>Why are ghosts bad liars?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can see right through them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Where do zombies go on holiday?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Dead Sea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why didn&#8217;t the skeleton take any chances?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They didn&#8217;t have the guts!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do owls say when they go trick or treating?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Happy <em>Owl<\/em>-oween!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2025\/09\/HalloweenJokes-Owl.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"635\" height=\"404\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2025\/09\/HalloweenJokes-Owl.jpg\" alt=\"Halloween jokes | a snowy owl, a white bird with black specks on its wings, sits on a bank of snow. It's looking into the camera with its eyes closed and mouth open, so it looks a bit like it's laughing\" class=\"wp-image-321383\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>&#8220;These jokes are a HOOT!&#8221;<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s a monster&#8217;s favourite dessert?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ice <em>scream<\/em>! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What happens to witches who break school rules? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They get ex-<em>spelled<\/em>! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Why didn&#8217;t the scarecrow finish dinner?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was already stuffed! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What do demons eat for breakfast?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Devilled eggs!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2025\/09\/HalloweenJokes-Hen.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"635\" height=\"404\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.creatureandcoagency.com\/uploads\/2025\/09\/HalloweenJokes-Hen.jpg\" alt=\"Halloween jokes for kids | a brown hen with a red face looks into the camera. It's standing outside on a grassy path.\" class=\"wp-image-321381\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>&#8220;I hope your cursed breakfast tastes <\/em>egg<em>-xcellent!&#8221;<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s the spookiest piece of cutlery?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A sp<em>oooooooooo<\/em>n! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>How do vampires keep fit? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They play <em>bat<\/em>-minton! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s a ghost&#8217;s favourite food? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Boo<\/em>-berries!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Think you&#8217;ve got a better Halloween joke? Share it in the comments below!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">All images \u00a9&nbsp;Adobe Stock.<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get ready for spooky season with these Halloween jokes! Grab a frightfully delicious snack, brush up on your Halloween history, then get ready to startle your mates with these glorious gags&#8230; Funny Halloween jokes What&#8217;s a monster&#8217;s favourite game? Hide and shriek! Why did the vampire go to the doctor? She couldn&#8217;t stop coffin! 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