20 hilarious Halloween jokes for kids

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• 67

  Niceee

• Mysterious

  Ha ha ha so funny! BOO! Did I scare you?

• Anna.wilde

  These jokes are awesome! Thanks a lot!!!

• Layla

  great

• swara

  cool

• hi

  i'm hosting a Halloween party these are the perfect jokes for me to tell. thanks

• Gymnast Girl

  What does Frankenstein use to style his hair? Answer Scare-spray!!!!

• So funny

• Jack N

  Hi

• Mia

  Do a bit more funny jokes

• Thx for the jokes now l can get so much candy when l go trick or treating

• Thora

  AMAZING. SO GREAT FOR CHILDREN :D

• Pearl

  Nothing to you, why are you ghost pies because they always call them or cries why do you go snotty onions cause they’ll try

• Joey

  I like the jokes there funny leave me one that’s good please

• Maria

  I have another joke:what is a vampires favorite dog breed: a BLOODhound! Ha!Ha!Ha! that one always makes me laugh! If you guys have any more jokes comment me!

• Reagan

  Ha, ha, ha! So spooktacularly hilarious

• Chewa wose

  Those jokes are so funny. I can’t wait to tell my best friends at school.

• :)

  I like these

• Gamer

  great jokes/kid appropriate

• Reese lord

  What do you call two witches saring an appointment?Broommats

• Katelynf

  yassssssssss queennnnnnnn these are funny!!!!!!

• I like SPOOOOOON joke

• lia

  I LOVE these cool jokes

• Anaisha

  it is very funny i told these to my friends and the lol alot

• makenna

  I love these joks! they are perfect lol

• cool

• softballgirl051

  I love the jokes and i will tell them at school.

• leah

  these jokes really made me screak a giggle!! i really needed this, thank you.

• ?

  THESE JOKES ARE AWESOME

• Island

  There so funny jokes

• what do ghosts eat boo berries hahaha ha

• angry nose

  these jokes aren't funny ok.

• Fantastic

• campbell

  so funny so good

• Harry

  lol so funny my Favourite Joke Was the second one at the top of the joke list it was so funny I loved it a lot. I want to Tell it to my parents

• Emily

  A living room

• Jeff

  Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road! Answer: he didn’t have the guts!

• shreeji

  best jokes ever

• Claire Vasquez

  What did the ghost do when it was trapped? fly through the wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Iris

  How do you fix a broken jack -o -lantern -with a pumpkin patch

• The jokes were so funny!!!

• Aaria

  Funny jokes l laughed so loud it was so funny

• tessa

  Where do you go in a haunted house? The living room!

• Dan

  What do you call a skeleton that doesn’t get out of bed a lazy bones

• what did the caveman give to his wife for halloween (ughs and kisses)

• poppy

  what do you call a pile of black cats ..................... a MEOWntain

• fergus

  OK BOO-BERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Vinnie

  Here’s a good joke you can maybe add why do you have to put name tags on witches:ANSWER:to tell which witch is which

• Harper

  sooooo funny love it

• Vaneseka

  What did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced ? A Bucanear (buck an ear)

• Anika

  Fun-tastic

• Anonymous

  What is a cereal killers favorite food? Cereal!!

• Logan

  I’ve told these jokes and my cousin and my aunt was laughing so hard they couldn’t stop

• Logan

  I told these jokes to my cousin and he couldn’t stop laughing

• Finley

  Why couldn’t the pumpkin see? It had no eyes

• Jacks

  You could add this joke what is darth Vader,s weakness? Sandwich get it

• School

  So fun

• Ayan

  What type of plates do skeletons like to use? Bone china.

• Good life

  Love the jokes

• Noah

  I really love Halloween jokes

• BOBBY

  Nice jokes

• These jokes are spook-takular! Get it?

• Kabir

  What is a demon’s favourite egg Answer devilled eggs

• Nibroc

  Tee Hee

• SOOOOOOO funny and good for jokes

• Random user

  You got me crying it’s so funny

• Darcy

  What is a skeleton’s favourite meal? Ghoul-ash

• Lliv

  Nice

• matildacasey

  halloween is very good

• mistory

  nice jokes

• isaac

  Why did the pumpkin say boo on Halloween because it is Happy H

• Gabriella O'hara

  I think the jokes are hilarious and brilliant

• Elliot

  I love it

• Liam John Lewis Hamilton

  What's a dinner for Halloween party spooky chip

• jensen

  What's a zombie's least favorite candy? Life Savers. lol

• Olivia

  These jokes made me, my dad and my friends crack up - they were so funny!

• I want more

• Coco

  its so funny.And perfect for hallaween.Hahahahaha

• Rosie

  Nice jokes

• Someone

  the owl picture was cute and creepy

• BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Isabel

  Very good.

• Christian

  Your comment very good

• good halloween jokes

• Jacob

  It was terrible

• Nathan R

  Very good jokes

• Ahaan

  Knock knock Who is there? I can I can who? I can scare you!

• Ahaan

  This jokes sound a bit spooky but also funny and silly.

• Ahaan

  This jokes are very funny and silly

• juliette

  why did the skeleton not ask his girl friend out? he didn't have the guts to

• blah

  what does a ghosts favourite fruit? Answer booberry