20 hilarious Halloween jokes for kids

Get ready for spooky season with these Halloween jokes! Grab a frightfully delicious snack, brush up on Halloween history, then get ready to startle your mates with these glorious gags…

Funny Halloween jokes

What’s a monster’s favourite game?

Hide and shriek!

Why did the vampire go to the doctor?

She couldn’t stop coffin!

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet!

What does a ghost panda eat?

Bam-BOO!

What type of music do mummies like?

Wrap!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

They had no body to go with!

How do spirits send letters?

Through the ghost office!

Why didn’t the zombie go to school?

He felt rotten!

Why are vampires terrible at cricket?

Their bats fly away!

Why are ghosts bad liars?

You can see right through them!

Where do zombies go on holiday?

The Dead Sea!

Why didn’t the skeleton take any chances?

They didn’t have the guts!

What owls say when they go trick or treating?

Happy Owl-oween!

What’s a monster’s favourite dessert?

Ice scream!

What happens to witches who break school rules?

They get ex-spelled!

Why didn’t the scarecrow finish dinner?

It was already stuffed!

What do demons eat for breakfast?

Devilled eggs!

What’s the spookiest piece of cutlery?

A spoooooooooon!

How do vampires keep fit?

They play bat-minton!

What’s a ghost’s favourite food?

Boo-berries!

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