20 hilarious Halloween jokes for kids
Give your friends a giggle with these spooky jokes…
Get ready for spooky season with these Halloween jokes! Grab a frightfully delicious snack, brush up on Halloween history, then get ready to startle your mates with these glorious gags…
Funny Halloween jokes
What’s a monster’s favourite game?
Hide and shriek!
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
She couldn’t stop coffin!
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet!
What does a ghost panda eat?
Bam-BOO!
What type of music do mummies like?
Wrap!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
They had no body to go with!
Where do spirits post letters?
At the ghost office!
Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten!
Why are vampires terrible at cricket?
Their bats fly away!
Why are ghosts bad liars?
You can see right through them!
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Where do zombies go on holiday?
The Dead Sea!
Why didn’t the skeleton take any chances?
They didn’t have the guts!
What owls say when they go trick or treating?
Happy Owl-oween!
What’s a monster’s favourite dessert?
Ice scream!
What happens to witches who break school rules?
They get ex-spelled!
Why didn’t the scarecrow finish dinner?
It was already stuffed!
What do demons eat for breakfast?
Devilled eggs!
What’s the spookiest piece of cutlery?
A spoooooooooon!
How do vampires keep fit?
They play bat-minton!
What’s a ghost’s favourite food?
Boo-berries!
Think you’ve got a better Halloween joke? Share it in the comments below!
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Noah
I really love Halloween jokes
BOBBY
Nice jokes
These jokes are spook-takular! Get it?
Kabir
What is a demon’s favourite egg Answer devilled eggs
Nibroc
Tee Hee
SOOOOOOO funny and good for jokes
Random user
You got me crying it’s so funny
Darcy
What is a skeleton’s favourite meal? Ghoul-ash
Lliv
Nice
matildacasey
halloween is very good
mistory
nice jokes
isaac
Why did the pumpkin say boo on Halloween because it is Happy H
Gabriella O'hara
I think the jokes are hilarious and brilliant
Elliot
I love it
Liam John Lewis Hamilton
What's a dinner for Halloween party spooky chip
jensen
What's a zombie's least favorite candy? Life Savers. lol
Olivia
These jokes made me, my dad and my friends crack up - they were so funny!
I want more
Coco
its so funny.And perfect for hallaween.Hahahahaha
Rosie
Nice jokes
Someone
the owl picture was cute and creepy
BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isabel
Very good.
Christian
Your comment very good
good halloween jokes
Jacob
It was terrible
Nathan R
Very good jokes
Ahaan
Knock knock Who is there? I can I can who? I can scare you!
Ahaan
This jokes sound a bit spooky but also funny and silly.
Ahaan
This jokes are very funny and silly
juliette
why did the skeleton not ask his girl friend out? he didn't have the guts to
blah
what does a ghosts favourite fruit? Answer booberry
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