25 jolly Christmas jokes for kids
Knock knock! Who’s there? It’s your new favourite festive joke…
The festive season is on the way, which means lots of fun, games, and of course, tons of amazing(-ly terrible) Christmas jokes!
So, whether you want to impress your mates, make your family laugh, or fill up your advent calendar with chuckles, count down to the big day with these 25 Christmas jokes for kids…
Funny Christmas jokes
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph!
Who hides in a Christmas bakery?
A mince spy!
What do Santa’s helpers learn in school?
The elf-abet!
What’s an Arctic wolf’s favourite time of year?
The Christmas howl-idays!
How do snowmen shop online?
They use the winter-net!
What’s green, prickly and flies through the air?
A holly-copter!
Why did the snowman go to the veg market?
They were picking their nose!
What type of photos do elves take?
Elf-ies!
What falls but never gets hurt?
Snow!
Why do reindeer wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
What’s an elf’s favourite type of music?
Wrap music!
What do you call someone who’s scared of Santa?
Claus-trophobic!
Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decem-brrrrr!
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
Hang in there!
How do Christmas trees say goodbye to each other?
Fir-well!
What do polar bears wear at Christmas parties?
Ice caps!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-itis!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
Santa paws!
What do angry rodents send at Christmas?
Cross–mouse cards!
How does Christmas day end?
With the letter ‘Y’!
Think you’ve got a better Christmas joke? Share it in the comments below!
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i love snowy owls pleaseeee make moreee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you tell a holly? Happy Hollydays
I love jokes
what is santa's favorite candy? jolly ranchers
maybe I instead of santa paws it can be Santa claws
which of santa's friends is the most chill. jack frost.
i need so many more of them! team jokes! are you with me!
those were some cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool jokes
It was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good I had read the whole thing again
more jokes
What do you get if you cross a pineapple and a tree A pinetree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny I will use this all the time on my friends
I loved the jokes even mummy thought it was funny pls send more Thank you
I loved the Jokes even mummy thought it was funny pls send more
Amazing!!! It was so funny!
So many jokes!!!
HA HA HA HA HA!!
very funny
I like the jokes. My favourite one was what do you get when you eat Christmas decorations. My mummy laughed so loud milk almost came out of her nose. Ha Ha Ha. Very funny. Thank you so much for those lovely jokes.
where do elves eat? at the Santa bakery!
THESE ARE FUNNYEST IN THE WORLD
Very funny! I loved reading them, thank you
I loved the jokes
why is Santa so good at karate because he has a black belt.
these jokes are funny are you the joker?
I love it
These jokes are so funny They even make my parents laugh
Q) What do you give a Christmas tree if it has bad breath? A) Orna-mints
good jokes
I liked it because i was so not funny but they were good jokes
best thing loved these jokes.would recommend this again.
how are frosty's parents?miss&mister frosty!
What do you call santa at the beach? Sandy clause
goooooooooooooood joooooooooooooookes
what do you call a reindeer with no body? nobody knows
The jokes were funny too see thame
Love your jokes
All your jokes are funny but mine funny really funny Q why is it always cold at Christmas A because it is decem brrrrrrrr get it its brrr in December
LOVE THEM KEEP THEM COMING
Really funny jokes
How do you know if you've upset a snowman? he'll give you a cold shoulder
What did the mistletoe say to the tree? I am above u so pucker up tree
Cool jokes really funny
Really funny
What is white and mint Polo bear
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frostys
Very funnny, buuuuuuuuuuuutttt I have a funnier joke: Q)Who is Santa´s favorite Singer? A) Elf-is Presley
Why does frosty the snowman like solving mysteries? Because he has a nose for cold cases!
What did the tree say to a Another I think that is Santa Right there
I like the one that goes Q) what do angry rodents send at Christmas? A) cross-mouse cards!
really funny jokes
What medicine do snowmen have when they have a fever: A chill pill
What kind of jokes are those, my elves have way better jokes. But I am Santa Claus and I have to be nice so those jokes are, well, they are just OK. Merry Christmas. Ho ho ho!!!
Who delivers Christmas presents to cats? Santa Claws Haha ha ha
Cool jokes
what does Santa call a Christmas cat Santa prrrrrr
what do you call christmas celebration when you are celebrating with trees ? tree-mas
Hilarous! Loved them
why do elves make bad choices because the have elf tastrophees
The best jokes I ever heard
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? “Get out of my face.”
Why is Santa so red ? He wants to shine so bright
The snowman said something to the other can you smell carrots
I LOVE THOSE JOKES SO MUCH!
What do you call santas cat when he was scared A santy cat
This is great
What’s an elf’s favourite singer? Elfis
They were very good jokes
I have a better joke: what is the main rule of Santa’s work shop? Answer: keep elf-y and safe
great
it was really funny for my 9 year old brother!!!!
Good jokes I am having a joke battle with my dad today and I’m using these
This is not a Christmas joke but its funny: Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Everyone laughed!
What do you call sloth Santa? Sloth claws
What is a snow favourite time pf hear ? Winter becuz cold get it hahahah
awesome jokes
whats a cat who looks like santa clause?Santa Paws!
What do you call a duck on Christmas?? A Christmas quacker
What dose the tree say to the holly ? Why are you so prickly
What do you call a duck on the 25th of December?? A Christmas quacker
these are amazing
Very funny joke but my parents thought they were daft
The captions are so funny!
Good jokes
Who ever made these good job - Aubri
Jokes are so funny
Q)Why is Santa so good at karate? A) Because he has a black belt!
What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when the wether is Bad. “Watch the Rain Dear”
I love your jokes
Berry funny
Q) What do you call a snowman in Summer? A) Melted!
Q) what do you call an old Snowman? A) a puddle
love the jokes comedy gold
How much is Santa’s sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house
What did 1 reindeer say to the other reindeer? Nothing reindeer can't talk
Sooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love it
i needed it for my bon bons. thank you nat geo kids crew for wrighting these! ;]
I love the jokes
How do elves go up to the sleigh? Elelfator
Nice jokes mr
Very funny and funny to say to parents
Nice ones but there mainly all about snow and winter animals we have christmas in the sun!
What has no bolts or hinges but has golden treasure inside An egg
Great jokes! Some of them I might have heard of before though.
cute jokes
Which one of Santa’s reindeers has the best dance moves. Dancer
I love these jokes!
Soo good
Cool jokes
How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep and Crisp and Even
Who's always stuffed at the Christmas dinner? The turkey
Wow they are amazing
What do you call a snowman with no nose? Hi I just don't have a nose.
amazing jokes [how do snowmen shop online]A:the winter-net
What is Santa’s favorite place Santa Monica
Why can’t all the astronauts fit in the rocket? Because they were running out of space
What’s a parents favourite Christmas carol Silent night
why was Santa good at karate? Because he has a black belt!
Why aren’t basketball players aloud to go on a Christmas vacation? Answer: They can’t travel
How did the reindeer learn to play the piano? He was elf-taught
Great jokes they were really funny but not enough What's a vegan's favourite Christmas song? Soy to the world!
What is every parent's favourite Christmas carol? silent night
I can't believe I haven't heard some of these before they're great!
Good jokes and really safe for kids thank you x
What do you call a snowman when drinking hot chocolate? Melting Snowman
I love your jokes .
I love these jokes
Why did the one eyed chicken go to Iceland? To look at the birds eye range!
cool jokes
what did mrs clause say when santa asked for the weather forcast? Rain-dear
Really good jokes
They are so funny
Q) What do you call a reindeer with carrots in its ears ? A)Nothing it can’t hear you!!!
Amazingly funny jokes!
What you call a reindeer with no rein (rein is the thing attached to the sleigh) on it -deer-
What do you call a moveable Snowman? A snow-mobile
What do you get when u cross jingle bells and a skunk Jingle smells
Q. What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? A. Frostbite
Great jockes
What kind of car do elf’s drive? A toy-ota
I love ur jokes
I love these please more Christmas jokes!! Thank you
What is a cat’s favorite Christmas song? Here comes Santa Claws.
Good jokes
Who gives presents to sharks? Santa jaws.
Really good
Whats an elves favourite type of music? Rap
these r cheesy & cute
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Icee
SO FUNNY
what kind of key opens the door at x mas? a turkey!
what is a snowman's favourite chocolate ? A snowflake!!!!
great
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper!
Fun
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker
my friends and family found them hallirous
nice Jokes
Cool
Good jokes.
Really funny
Give me more jokes
What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck ? Christmas quackers
I really like your Christmas jokes
They are all so funny, but I need more jokes than how many you have. Can we add more?
bad jokes
pretty good jokes
What do reindeer say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna slay you
I tried the jokes on my sister a they're so good and funny
great jokes
Really good funny jokes
Why was the dog scared of Santa? Because Santa Claws!
Q) What do you call snowmen with no body or no nose. A) nobody knows!
What do you call a snowman that likes summer
what is tall when it is young and short when its old? A candle!!!
I like the one when it says who delivers Christmas presents to cats? Santa paws.
Cool
What does a elf say to santa when they get everything they want ! Elffish
What does Ms.clause say when Santa asked her the weather?It's raindeer!
what did the snowman say to the snowman hows it snowing
What kind of math do owls like? owl-gebra.
I love these incredible jokes I think my nabours heard me laughing
So funny
What do you call a Christmas detective? Santa Clues
These jokes are great
Really good jokes
the best
I thnk they are are all great
Last Christmas I bought my friend a lie detector as a gift. “Oh… I love it!” she said. “We’ll see,” I said.
What do you call a snow man with a six pack the adbinbal snow man
these were funny ahahahhhahahahhahahahah
Where does Santa live when he's not in the North Pole?In a ho-ho-hotel
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing it was on the house!
Amazing jokes. Wish there was more though. Recommend for the whole family.
good joke
these jokes make me crack up! good ol Christmas, amirite???
I love this.
nice joke you land lubber !
i really like these!
love your jokes
thes are so funny jokes
Why is Santa so good at karate? because he has a black belt!
These are good jokes
I like your jokes and I told some to my parents
WHY DID THE MAN THROW THE BUTTER OUT OF THE WINDOW?HE WANTED TO SEE A BUTTERFLY
Great jokes
what do you call Santa....... hohoho!
great jokes
What do elves learn at school? The alphabet
My friends laughed to death at these jokes
perfect for Christmas crackers
how do you celebrate christmas
what is a snowman in the summer?..... A PUDDLE!!!!!
good job
slay jokes hohoho
cool jokes
Amazing expecilaly the snowmen breakfast one
These were funny.
How much did santa pay for his sleigh? .. Nothing it was on the house!!
it was good jokes but pls add more jokes to it so we can have more
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas ? Sandy claws
we like your jokes
very funny
i love these wonderful funny jokes!
Great jokes
Who says oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards
where dose santa go on hoilday at a ho ho hotel great jokes bye the way
What goes up a Hill with 4 legs and goes down with 3?
what do you call a elf that sings? a wrapper
Good jokes
What is a reindeers favourite singer? Beyoncésleigh
how do you know when Santa's around you can sense his presents
cool
why did Rudolf go to summer school? He went down in History
How's says oh oh oh when walking Santa walking backwards
why is santa a good shopper? because he makes his list and he checks it twice
What has 4 legs but 1 foot? A bed What is round and has bad tempered? A vicious circle
Why do you not hear the feet of the raindeer? Because they have bells insted
Where does Santa go for his holidays? To a Ho Ho hotel!
What do elves like to learn? The elf-abet!
these are the BEST i am going to use them for me jokes for my christmas play!
Merry Christmas to everyone and a happy new year
It is great
Great jokes
Where does Santa like delivering presents? Ohiohohoh
Why are cats skittish around Christmas trees? Because of their bark I think they were amazing jokes
I could write better
Loved the jokes! Want more PEASE!!
What says oh..oh..oh Santa flying backwards
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open this present until Christmas!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Santa! Santa Who? Santa who brings you presents!
I would like more!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I like them
HHHIHIHIIHIHIHIHIHIHIH THESE ARE SO HIALROIUS
Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws
when is the best time to go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty!
What do angry rodents send at Christmas? Cross–mouse cards! And How does Christmas day end? With the letter ‘Y’! are the BEST
These LOLS are hilarious! I love them!
Why do bananas have to go to the doctor? Because they aren't peeling well
Why does everyone love snowmen? Because their so cool!
Why did screwg win the football match? BECAUSE THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASSED!!
What do you get if you cross Santa and a duck? A Christmas quacker
why does Santa ride a sliegh? because he wants to slay haha... its not funny isn't?
they are so funny i even got my grandma to lagh
Why was the polar bear cold at Christmas? Because it was Decem-brrrr!
What is a Christmas tree’s favourite candy? Orna-mints!
I need a joke about Christmas candies
I love this <3
What Christmas carol does a skunk sing? Jingle smells! :0
Q: Where would Christmas come before Thanksgiving? A: The dictionary! Q: Why is Santa such a good shopper? A: Because he makes a list, then checks it twice!
CHRISTMAS TREE CHRISTMAS TREEE CWISMAS TWEEE
Who calls a reindeer and bells together? Rein bells!
q: what do you call a ball full of snowmen? a: a snowball!
what did Santa pay for his sleigh? nothing it was on the house.
omg these jokes are amazing
I liked the joke why are Christmas trees not good at sewing because they creep on dropping there needles!
what did Santa say to Rudolph when he did something very bad? Deer god!
Q.Whats santa's fav makeup brand. A. e.l.f
Really good and funny
Why did the snowman go to the market to get a new nose.
Q:Who is Santa’s wife A:Mary Christmas!
What’s the best present in the world A broken drum you just can’t beat it
Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down? The Abominable towman!!
What did the elves say to Santa before delivering his presents? Go sleigh the day!
These are the best! I even used them for Christmas cards
what do you call a reindeer with no eyes? I have no idea!
here is a joke from my music teacher what is a elf fav music a wrapper
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
Q: why do snowman eat ice cream A: so they don’t melt
were did Santa go for vaca?To the ho ho tel
why are pine trees bad a sewing cus they allways drop their needles!
hahahahahahah
Q:Why did Santa swap reindeer for cows? A: because they were mooing
Very funny
who is santas favourite singer??? Elf IsPresly
what do polar bears wear to school? polar shirts
Did you hear about Rudolph roller coaster He held on for deer life
What did the snowman day to santa. Give me a some snowsome presents
What do you call an ant who fights crime - a vigil- ant-e! Why shouldn't you trust stairs - because they are always up to something What did the flower say after it told a joke - I was just pollen your leg What do you call a bee that buzzes quietly - a mumble bee What does an alien do if it feels bored in school - spaces out What do you call a snowman's dog - a slush puppy
Who delivers presents to cats? It is Santa paws
Please make more animal jokes
How good are all these Christmas jokes? Merry good!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a hat? Snow hat!
lol:) knock knock who's there? five five who five golden ring's
Love it love it love it love it love it love it love it love it
So funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good
what is santa's favrite word merry christmas
knock knock Who’s there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge on a tree
All the jokes are funny lol:)
so funny I love it!
Dude I loved all the jokes and I laughed a lot
i loved it was fun
What is the Grinch's favourite song? All I want for Christmas is onions!
loved it
Really funny lol
what do elves listen on the radio? Wrap music.
What do gingerbread men use when they break a leg? A candy cane
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No eye deer. What Falls but never gets hurt? Snow. How do snowman’s shop online? They use the winter-net. What's green, prickly and flys through the air? A holly copper.
cool/nice love it amazing fun hi 21 days til christmas so cool bye/ see ya
cool jokes , some of them are so funny , grrr can you do one about a bear? hi
What did the cow want to be when he grows up? A mooo tuber
SOOO FUNNY
Coooooooool jokes!
What do reindeer say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
Some of them were funny, but some of them I don’t get it. So what I thought is that what if you put the reason of it so then people would understand
What do you say to a sheep at christmas? Fleece Navidad
i love throwing snowballs
WHAT DID THE TREE SAY TO SANTA? NOTHING, TREES CANT TALK
they were really funny. LOL
fun
Why did Santa marry mrs clause? Because he wanted a marry christmas
What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder. How did the reindeer learn to play piano? He was elf-taught. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? “Get out of my face.” What do you call an old snowman? Water. Why shouldn't you lend money to elves? They're always short. Why are mummies such big fans of Christmas? Because they enjoy wrapping. What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A mistle-toad. What is every parent's favourite Christmas song? Silent Night! I have got a few jeffers here! Hope you all enjoy! Jeff
Knock knock Who’s there? Mary Mary who? Merry Christmas!!!!!
Why did the orange bring a prune to the dance? He could not find a date ! (get it? a prune is a dried up date.)
Where does santa stay at? The ho ho hotel
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree? Lighten up!
what is green covered in Christmas lights and bulbs and goes ribbit? mistle- toad (mistletoe)
How do snowman shop online? Because they use the winter-net
So funny
Knock knock... Who's there .... Daisy ....Daisy who.... Daisy me rolling
Who sings white Christmas and explodes? Bang crosby
These are good jokes
So funny
Great jokes .Definitely will tell them at christmas!
Who delivers presents to bears - Santa Bear!
With regards to the skunk mixed with a bell… Stinkerbell
What animals cold at Christmas? A polar brrrrr
How is a cat walking on the beach like Christmas? They both have Sandy Claws.
What falls but doesn't get hurt
How did the tree get into the internet? He logged in
it’s nearly christmas
I wanted to change ` What will you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?' Frostbite sounds bad to me. Here it is.............. Manpire! Snowpire! There ARE more, but I will come later with more. Bye! Oh yeah, does anyone here watch BTN? It stands for Behind The News
What's a Santas favorite musician? Elfis Presley
The Jokes were so funny
What does the sheep who hates Christmas say? Baaaa humbug
I love the elf abet one
So funny I did it with my dad
LOVE these jokes my favourite was the Decem-brrrrr one
why did rudolf have bad grades? because he went down in history
This is FABULAS
Haha
my favourite one was the skunk one I love skunks
My favourite one was: What do you get if you cross a snowman and vampire? Frostbite!HAHAHAHA
So much fun telling my friends and family these jokes . I liked the first one most and so did my friends.
I love this
these jokes are so funny . and some are lame !!!
This was so funny. When I talk to my friends I'm gonna tell them these. They will crack up.
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Gosh, that was fun. I got to make my family groan! Lol
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Nice
cool joke I like the first one the most
I love it
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