The festive season is on the way, which means lots of fun, games, and of course, tons of amazing(-ly terrible) Christmas jokes!

So, whether you want to impress your mates, make your family laugh, or fill up your advent calendar with chuckles, count down to the big day with these 25 Christmas jokes for kids…

Funny Christmas jokes

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?

Rude-olph!

Who hides in a Christmas bakery?

A mince spy!

What do Santa’s helpers learn in school?

The elf-abet!

What’s an Arctic wolf’s favourite time of year?

The Christmas howl-idays!

christmas jokes for kids | two white wolves stand howling in a snowy woodlnad
“We wish y-ooooooooooooooo-u a merry Christmas!”

How do snowmen shop online?

They use the winter-net!

What’s green, prickly and flies through the air?

A holly-copter!

Why did the snowman go to the veg market?

They were picking their nose!

What type of photos do elves take?

Elf-ies!

What falls but never gets hurt?

Snow!

Why do reindeer wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work!

christmas jokes for kids | a startled-looking reindeer stands in a snowy woodland. They have long thin antlers and a thick winter coat of white and brown.
“My horns work perfectly well, thank you very much!”

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

What’s an elf’s favourite type of music?

Wrap music!

What do you call someone who’s scared of Santa?

Claus-trophobic!

Why is it always cold at Christmas?

Because it’s Decem-brrrrr!

Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?

They always drop their needles!

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells!

a skunk looks into the camera. They are black with a white stripe down their face and a thicker white stripe across the top of their head and down their back. They are sat on grass.
“Who are you calling stinky?!”

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes!

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

Hang in there!

How do Christmas trees say goodbye to each other?

Fir-well!

What do polar bears wear at Christmas parties?

Ice caps!

a big white bear sits on top of an iceberg, facing the camera
“I seem to have lost my party hat!”

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsel-itis!

What do sheep say to each other at Christmas?

Merry Christmas to ewe!

Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?

Santa paws!

What do angry rodents send at Christmas?

Crossmouse cards!

How does Christmas day end?

With the letter ‘Y’!

Think you’ve got a better Christmas joke? Share it in the comments below!

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  • Amazing

    CHRISTMAS TREE CHRISTMAS TREEE CWISMAS TWEEE

  • Piper

    Who calls a reindeer and bells together? Rein bells!

  • TriWol

    q: what do you call a ball full of snowmen? a: a snowball!

  • RI RI

    what did Santa pay for his sleigh? nothing it was on the house.

  • christmas lover

    omg these jokes are amazing

  • Someone

    I liked the joke why are Christmas trees not good at sewing because they creep on dropping there needles!

  • oliver2

    what did Santa say to Rudolph when he did something very bad? Deer god!

  • Isabella

    Q.Whats santa's fav makeup brand. A. e.l.f

  • Arthur

    Really good and funny

  • Belinay

    Why did the snowman go to the market to get a new nose.

  • Billy beast

    Q:Who is Santa’s wife A:Mary Christmas!

  • Sophie

    What’s the best present in the world A broken drum you just can’t beat it

  • Anjay

    Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down? The Abominable towman!!

  • Grinch

    What did the elves say to Santa before delivering his presents? Go sleigh the day!

  • Olivia

    These are the best! I even used them for Christmas cards

  • George

    what do you call a reindeer with no eyes? I have no idea!

  • catcon

    here is a joke from my music teacher what is a elf fav music a wrapper

  • LW

    What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.

  • Emily

    Q: why do snowman eat ice cream A: so they don’t melt

  • Ja

    were did Santa go for vaca?To the ho ho tel

  • kitty

    why are pine trees bad a sewing cus they allways drop their needles!

  • hahahahahahah

  • Nor

    Q:Why did Santa swap reindeer for cows? A: because they were mooing

  • Lihan

    Very funny

  • inolie5

    who is santas favourite singer??? Elf IsPresly

  • Oliver

    what do polar bears wear to school? polar shirts

  • Brooke

    Did you hear about Rudolph roller coaster He held on for deer life

  • Ella

    What did the snowman day to santa. Give me a some snowsome presents

  • Sathvika

    What do you call an ant who fights crime - a vigil- ant-e! Why shouldn't you trust stairs - because they are always up to something What did the flower say after it told a joke - I was just pollen your leg What do you call a bee that buzzes quietly - a mumble bee What does an alien do if it feels bored in school - spaces out What do you call a snowman's dog - a slush puppy

  • Milly

    Who delivers presents to cats? It is Santa paws

  • Nobody

    Please make more animal jokes

  • Remy

    How good are all these Christmas jokes? Merry good!

  • What do you get when you cross a snowman and a hat? Snow hat!

  • charlotte

    lol:) knock knock who's there? five five who five golden ring's

  • Love it love it love it love it love it love it love it love it

  • Lilly

    So funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Good

  • eam2015

    what is santa's favrite word merry christmas

  • Len

    knock knock Who’s there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge on a tree

  • Destinee

    All the jokes are funny lol:)

  • ella

    so funny I love it!

  • comixseller

    Dude I loved all the jokes and I laughed a lot

  • lila

    i loved it was fun

  • Molly

    What is the Grinch's favourite song? All I want for Christmas is onions!

  • 30003284

    loved it

  • Emmanuella

    Really funny lol

  • cbone

    what do elves listen on the radio? Wrap music.

  • Samantha

    What do gingerbread men use when they break a leg? A candy cane

  • Frankie Allen

    What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No eye deer. What Falls but never gets hurt? Snow. How do snowman’s shop online? They use the winter-net. What's green, prickly and flys through the air? A holly copper.

  • eboney - rose

    cool/nice love it amazing fun hi 21 days til christmas so cool bye/ see ya

  • pearl

    cool jokes , some of them are so funny , grrr can you do one about a bear? hi

  • berhgburbnv

    What did the cow want to be when he grows up? A mooo tuber

  • BOB

    SOOO FUNNY

  • Party

    Coooooooool jokes!

  • Esther

    What do reindeer say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!

  • Esther

    Some of them were funny, but some of them I don’t get it. So what I thought is that what if you put the reason of it so then people would understand

  • Oliver potts

    What do you say to a sheep at christmas? Fleece Navidad

  • bob

    i love throwing snowballs

  • SIGMA

    WHAT DID THE TREE SAY TO SANTA? NOTHING, TREES CANT TALK

  • team_JohnCaleb

    they were really funny. LOL

  • Iris

    fun

  • Mya

    Why did Santa marry mrs clause? Because he wanted a marry christmas

  • jeff

    What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder. How did the reindeer learn to play piano? He was elf-taught. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? “Get out of my face.” What do you call an old snowman? Water. Why shouldn't you lend money to elves? They're always short. Why are mummies such big fans of Christmas? Because they enjoy wrapping. What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A mistle-toad. What is every parent's favourite Christmas song? Silent Night! I have got a few jeffers here! Hope you all enjoy! Jeff

  • Annabel

    Knock knock Who’s there? Mary Mary who? Merry Christmas!!!!!

  • enya

    Why did the orange bring a prune to the dance? He could not find a date ! (get it? a prune is a dried up date.)

  • Lily.hayward

    Where does santa stay at? The ho ho hotel

  • LILY

    What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree? Lighten up!

  • liz

    what is green covered in Christmas lights and bulbs and goes ribbit? mistle- toad (mistletoe)

  • Hermione

    How do snowman shop online? Because they use the winter-net

  • Ellie

    So funny

  • Clara O'Brien

    Knock knock... Who's there .... Daisy ....Daisy who.... Daisy me rolling

  • Ella

    Who sings white Christmas and explodes? Bang crosby

  • Evangelina

    These are good jokes

  • Stitch

    So funny

  • Leia

    Great jokes .Definitely will tell them at christmas!

  • PresLee

    Who delivers presents to bears - Santa Bear!

  • Peter

    With regards to the skunk mixed with a bell… Stinkerbell

  • Arya

    What animals cold at Christmas? A polar brrrrr

  • Donna

    How is a cat walking on the beach like Christmas? They both have Sandy Claws.

  • Leo

    What falls but doesn't get hurt

  • Ethan

    How did the tree get into the internet? He logged in

  • gfgycj

    it’s nearly christmas

  • Uly

    I wanted to change ` What will you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?' Frostbite sounds bad to me. Here it is.............. Manpire! Snowpire! There ARE more, but I will come later with more. Bye! Oh yeah, does anyone here watch BTN? It stands for Behind The News

  • Lino

    What's a Santas favorite musician? Elfis Presley

  • KingCallum

    The Jokes were so funny

  • Zach

    What does the sheep who hates Christmas say? Baaaa humbug

  • Lilly

    I love the elf abet one

  • Emma

    So funny I did it with my dad

  • Ella123

    LOVE these jokes my favourite was the Decem-brrrrr one

  • logan

    why did rudolf have bad grades? because he went down in history

  • Ben

    This is FABULAS

  • Tida

    Haha

  • BCA

    my favourite one was the skunk one I love skunks

  • aylatahi

    My favourite one was: What do you get if you cross a snowman and vampire? Frostbite!HAHAHAHA

  • Abird89

    So much fun telling my friends and family these jokes . I liked the first one most and so did my friends.

  • Emma

    I love this

  • bella slays like a queen!

    these jokes are so funny . and some are lame !!!

  • Anonymous

    This was so funny. When I talk to my friends I'm gonna tell them these. They will crack up.

  • Jeff

    LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOlllllllllllllllll!

  • Saphire

    Gosh, that was fun. I got to make my family groan! Lol

  • Hi

    Mghcmhgcgmhcgmfh? Kyufuykfgkufgfuk! Note: the above joke is in the language fyiaervyousfdvuih. All credit goes to yukrhhmd. Just play along.

  • Nice

  • someone

    cool joke I like the first one the most

  • lila

    I love it

  • Roman Hussain

    Hi

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