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15 silly knock knock jokes

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Calling all jokesters, class clowns and budding comedians! Try out these fifteen knock knock jokes and wow your pals with punchlines packed with animals, royals, countries and more…

Knock knock jokes for kids

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, silly – cows go moo!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

Actually, it’s kangaROO!

A kangaroo stands upright in tall grass with green hills and bushes in the background under a cloudy sky, looking as if it’s ready to share some knock knock jokes with anyone passing by.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Queen.

Queen who?

Queen your room, it’s filthy!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Who.

Who who?

I didn’t know there was an owl here!

Close-up of a brown and white owl with intense orange eyes and a serious expression, staring directly at the camera against a blurred, neutral background—looking as if it’s about to deliver one of its best knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know unless you open the door?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hawai’i.

Hawai’i who?

I’m fine, Hawai’i you?

Aerial view of Hawaii’s Na Pali Coast with dramatic green cliffs, red earth, sandy beach, and blue ocean waves under a partly cloudy sky—a breathtaking landscape that’s as surprising and delightful as the best knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Wow, you’re good at yodelling!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Kenya open the door?!

Three giraffes stand in tall grass with acacia trees behind them and a snow-capped mountain in the background under a clear blue sky, as if they’re pausing mid-journey to share a few knock knock jokes beneath the African sun.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police let me in!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Koala.

Koala who?

Koala-fied to tell silly jokes!

A grey koala sits on a tree branch surrounded by green leaves, looking directly at the camera—almost as if it’s about to share some knock knock jokes with you.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you like knock knock jokes!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bear.

Bear who?

Bear with me, it’s so cold I can hardly talk!

A polar bear with its eyes closed and tongue sticking out, appearing playful or silly—almost as if it just heard some knock knock jokes—against a blurred green background.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bat.

Bat who?

Bat you didn’t see me coming!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, these jokes will never be funny!

Do you know any funny knock knock jokes? Share it in the comments below!

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  • Cute cat lover

    The jokes are so funny and good

  • Haha

    So funny

  • It's winter!

    I like dog jokes?

  • Piano

    Funny

  • Aria

    Funny plz add more jokes

  • Caroline

    It was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good I told my dad he laughed at the (hatch you) one ! ( haha )

  • I love it

  • summer

    i love birds pleas add some more are any of you exited for hallaween i am if any of you see a name thats unicorn its allso me summer is [ me ] signing out

  • Siamese cat

    I like cat jokes plz add some

  • kash

    funyy

  • sinol

    i really like these jokes and im gonna sheir them to my friends

  • summer

    I LOVED THE OWLE [its summer by the way]

  • Pixie

    Cool website

  • cora

    i love those jokes mate

  • Noah Patterson

    he he he he he he he he e he h eh

  • Esmee

    I like the jokes

  • Capy_plays

    Really funny and I was rolling on the floor

  • Knock knock Who`s there?Buzz. Buzz who? Buzz off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Tyler!!!!!!!!(I like dogs)

    Reptiles NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Year4 R

    Knock knock Who's there? Granny Granny who? knock knock Who's there? Granny Granny who? knock knock who's there? Aunt Aunt who? Aunt you glad it's not granny!

  • Robbie

    The only funny joke

  • johnny

    these joke's are so funny lol

  • reddifordriyaanS

    those are extremily funny jokes

  • Joke lover

    Knock knock who’s there? Cow who? Cow moo not who!

  • Hunter

    Good

  • A.Y

    Try this one: knock knock who’s there Scott. Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you.

  • r you bots

  • Frankie

    knock knock who's there he he who no its hehaw horse

  • zac

    where do tide times sleep in bead rock

  • Esmae

    Good jokes

  • Abi

    Knock Knock Who's there I did app I did a p who next time use the toilet please

  • Night sky

    knock knock who's there bed bed who bed your sleeping bed

  • Josie

    So funny

  • Olivia

    Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who Mo need to cry it was only a joke

  • i <3 leo

    nice

  • Audi

    ADD A QUOKKA JOKE

  • Amelia Jones

    SO FUNNY

  • Very funny

  • ethan

    this is sooooooo funny !!!!!

  • loll

    omg they where so funny I used them on my teacher and she laughed

  • lily

    so good

  • Luca_sussyboy67

    Knock knock who's there The infuriating cow wh- mooooooooooooooooooo

  • Theo

    I have a crush on lara

  • i loves bumsss

  • Idk

    its so good

  • great

  • Michela

    Knock knock who's there chicken who Sorry sold out

  • the cool kid who is cool

    knock knock...whose there?...interupting cow...interupting c...moooooooooooooo

  • NGK Lyla Coleman Barbie Luva

    knock knock. who's there? moo. moo who? just going 2 the moovie. (meet me on other quizzes and games) meet me @ LC barbie luva!

  • henry

    really really funny!

  • margo

    funny jokes

  • Yuji

    OH MY GAAAD

  • Pickle

    Knock knock Whos there Wa Wa who Calm down it’s only a joke

  • Macallan

    So hood

  • so funny

  • INVADER ZIM

    I LOVE THE JOKES AND KNOCK KNOCK CAN YA OPEN THE DOOR!

  • feq

    great

  • boooooo

  • Ella

    Knock, knock who’s there boo boo-hoo I didn’t know that there was a baby

  • 6767

    Knock knock, who's there, the interrupting cow, the interrupti- MOOO!!!!

  • Not necessarily

    There great!

  • Chris

    Knock Knock Who's there? Harry Harry who? Harry Houdini! I've escaped at last!

  • Akaash

    why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom

  • bob

    hahaha! ❤️❤️

  • Clementine

    Knock knock whos there ? bless bless who ? I didn't sneeze

  • leo@dude

    these are funny what do storm clouds wear under their trousers? THUNDERPANTS

  • Charlize

    Knock knock! Who's there? Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo who? There's no need to cry about it. Just open the door!

  • Dante

    These were really funny

  • Funny

  • rebecca nightear

    knock knock / whos there? / stew / stew who? / i have stew-ped to the point of knock knock jokes

  • gurman

    cool

  • AMITY HOSKINGS

    WHY DID THE HUNGRY PRSON GET KICKED OUT OF MATH CLASS? WHY BECAUSE HE ATE THE PIE CHART HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

  • patricia

    hahaha so funny my kids love this lol

  • chelsea seal

    knock knock whos there? nobel no bell! thats why im knocking!!

  • aldogga_676767

    knock knock? whose there? bone bone who? bone appetit

  • Jacky

    Why didn’t the skeleton fight? Because he didn’t have the guts!

  • did the polar bear freeze it's touge then cover it in blue berrie juice

  • david

    knock knock

  • jill

    Knock knock? Who's there? Kieth. Kieth who? Kieth (kiss) me sweetheart

  • pokemon

    BEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKES EVER!!!!

  • Emma

    " knock knock" "who's there" "imapatient grandma" "Imapatient grandma Wh-" " i BROUGHT COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • Emma

    help. Too funny, right, I'm off with these jokes

  • Evie

    Knock knock Who’s there? I need a I need a who? Ok go to the toilet.

  • Jack

    "Knock""Knock" "Whose there?" "Opun" "Opun who?" "Opun the door!!!!"

  • Banana

    Terrible

  • Lily

    What did the chick say about his new clothes?

  • Kylie

    Knock knock who,s there Carry carry who? Can you carry this pretty please?

  • GPH

    Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Knock knock who Come on just let me in

  • bobby

    these were hilarious

  • bulba

    it was greate

  • It s so nice love kt

  • Bob

    Hi I love these jokes

  • hetvi

    knock knock who s there you you who yoo hoo and he jokes were funny

  • funny jokes

    banana

  • Mollie Howard

    love the Jokes

  • mollie

    i love your silly jokes

  • tonykendragioia

    Knock knock. Who's there? Luke! Luke who? Luke out!

  • BDYJTD

    cheeseburger :)

  • animal lover 67

    hi everybody!!!!

  • Cinnamoroll

    Knock, Knock Who's there Figs Figs who Figs your doorbell!!!!

  • Adelheid

    This is so fun!

  • loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • Nina

    Knock knock whos there, Europe Europe who, No, youre a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  • HELO

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

  • 67

    Hi

  • Animal LOVER

    KNOCK KNOCK Who's there your your who your pet made a poo down the street! STINCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what does a panda use to cook? a pan-da!!!!!!!

  • Sheena

    Knocknock Who’s there Boo Boo who Haha I scared you , but don’t cry

  • animal girl

    i love all your facts and animals my fav animal is a treekangroo, panglion,bintroung . joke: how do you make a tissue dance:you put a boogie in it

  • Antonio

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Maya Maya who? Maya hee Maya hoo!

  • what you ma call it.

    knock knock. who's there. you you who yoohoo

  • funny but I want more jokes

  • Nerdy girl

    Did you know that elephant calfs suck on their trunks???

  • Sigma

    Knock knock Whos there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow Wh- MOO!

  • fahhh

    KNOCK KNOCK whos there? you you who? YOU HAVE NO HAIR HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAAHH

  • Slay

  • Fynn

    Boooooo

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