25 jolly Christmas jokes for kids
Knock knock! Who’s there? It’s your new favourite festive joke…
The festive season is on the way, which means lots of fun, games, and of course, tons of amazing(-ly terrible) Christmas jokes!
So, whether you want to impress your mates, make your family laugh, or fill up your advent calendar with chuckles, count down to the big day with these 25 Christmas jokes for kids…
Funny Christmas jokes
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph!
Who hides in a Christmas bakery?
A mince spy!
What do Santa’s helpers learn in school?
The elf-abet!
What’s an Arctic wolf’s favourite time of year?
The Christmas howl-idays!
How do snowmen shop online?
They use the winter-net!
What’s green, prickly and flies through the air?
A holly-copter!
Why did the snowman go to the veg market?
They were picking their nose!
What type of photos do elves take?
Elf-ies!
What falls but never gets hurt?
Snow!
Why do reindeer wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
What’s an elf’s favourite type of music?
Wrap music!
What do you call someone who’s scared of Santa?
Claus-trophobic!
Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decem-brrrrr!
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
Hang in there!
How do Christmas trees say goodbye to each other?
Fir-well!
What do polar bears wear at Christmas parties?
Ice caps!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-itis!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
Santa paws!
What do angry rodents send at Christmas?
Cross–mouse cards!
How does Christmas day end?
With the letter ‘Y’!
Think you’ve got a better Christmas joke? Share it in the comments below!
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Why did Santa marry mrs clause? Because he wanted a marry christmas
What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder. How did the reindeer learn to play piano? He was elf-taught. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? “Get out of my face.” What do you call an old snowman? Water. Why shouldn't you lend money to elves? They're always short. Why are mummies such big fans of Christmas? Because they enjoy wrapping. What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A mistle-toad. What is every parent's favourite Christmas song? Silent Night! I have got a few jeffers here! Hope you all enjoy! Jeff
Knock knock Who’s there? Mary Mary who? Merry Christmas!!!!!
Why did the orange bring a prune to the dance? He could not find a date ! (get it? a prune is a dried up date.)
Where does santa stay at? The ho ho hotel
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree? Lighten up!
what is green covered in Christmas lights and bulbs and goes ribbit? mistle- toad (mistletoe)
How do snowman shop online? Because they use the winter-net
So funny
Knock knock... Who's there .... Daisy ....Daisy who.... Daisy me rolling
Who sings white Christmas and explodes? Bang crosby
These are good jokes
So funny
Great jokes .Definitely will tell them at christmas!
Who delivers presents to bears - Santa Bear!
With regards to the skunk mixed with a bell… Stinkerbell
What animals cold at Christmas? A polar brrrrr
How is a cat walking on the beach like Christmas? They both have Sandy Claws.
What falls but doesn't get hurt
How did the tree get into the internet? He logged in
it’s nearly christmas
I wanted to change ` What will you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?' Frostbite sounds bad to me. Here it is.............. Manpire! Snowpire! There ARE more, but I will come later with more. Bye! Oh yeah, does anyone here watch BTN? It stands for Behind The News
What's a Santas favorite musician? Elfis Presley
The Jokes were so funny
What does the sheep who hates Christmas say? Baaaa humbug
I love the elf abet one
So funny I did it with my dad
LOVE these jokes my favourite was the Decem-brrrrr one
why did rudolf have bad grades? because he went down in history
This is FABULAS
Haha
my favourite one was the skunk one I love skunks
My favourite one was: What do you get if you cross a snowman and vampire? Frostbite!HAHAHAHA
So much fun telling my friends and family these jokes . I liked the first one most and so did my friends.
I love this
these jokes are so funny . and some are lame !!!
This was so funny. When I talk to my friends I'm gonna tell them these. They will crack up.
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Gosh, that was fun. I got to make my family groan! Lol
Mghcmhgcgmhcgmfh? Kyufuykfgkufgfuk! Note: the above joke is in the language fyiaervyousfdvuih. All credit goes to yukrhhmd. Just play along.
Nice
cool joke I like the first one the most
I love it
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