15 silly knock knock jokes
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Calling all jokesters, class clowns and budding comedians! Try out these fifteen knock knock jokes and wow your pals with punchlines packed with animals, royals, countries and more…
Knock knock jokes for kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly – cows go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaROO!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Queen who?
Queen your room, it’s filthy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know there was an owl here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawai’i.
Hawai’i who?
I’m fine, Hawai’i you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Wow, you’re good at yodelling!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Koala who?
Koala-fied to tell silly jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you like knock knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, it’s so cold I can hardly talk!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you didn’t see me coming!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, these jokes will never be funny!
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