15 silly knock knock jokes
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Calling all jokesters, class clowns and budding comedians! Try out these fifteen knock knock jokes and wow your pals with punchlines packed with animals, royals, countries and more…
Knock knock jokes for kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly – cows go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaROO!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Queen who?
Queen your room, it’s filthy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know there was an owl here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawai’i.
Hawai’i who?
I’m fine, Hawai’i you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Wow, you’re good at yodelling!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Koala who?
Koala-fied to tell silly jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you like knock knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, it’s so cold I can hardly talk!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you didn’t see me coming!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, these jokes will never be funny!
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tonykendragioia
Knock knock. Who's there? Luke! Luke who? Luke out!
BDYJTD
cheeseburger :)
animal lover 67
hi everybody!!!!
Cinnamoroll
Knock, Knock Who's there Figs Figs who Figs your doorbell!!!!
Adelheid
This is so fun!
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Nina
Knock knock whos there, Europe Europe who, No, youre a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
HELO
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
67
Hi
Animal LOVER
KNOCK KNOCK Who's there your your who your pet made a poo down the street! STINCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!
what does a panda use to cook? a pan-da!!!!!!!
Sheena
Knocknock Who’s there Boo Boo who Haha I scared you , but don’t cry
animal girl
i love all your facts and animals my fav animal is a treekangroo, panglion,bintroung . joke: how do you make a tissue dance:you put a boogie in it
Antonio
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Maya Maya who? Maya hee Maya hoo!
what you ma call it.
knock knock. who's there. you you who yoohoo
funny but I want more jokes
Nerdy girl
Did you know that elephant calfs suck on their trunks???
Sigma
Knock knock Whos there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow Wh- MOO!
fahhh
KNOCK KNOCK whos there? you you who? YOU HAVE NO HAIR HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAAHH
Slay
Fynn
Boooooo
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