15 silly knock knock jokes
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Calling all jokesters, class clowns and budding comedians! Try out these fifteen knock knock jokes and wow your pals with punchlines packed with animals, royals, countries and more…
Knock knock jokes for kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly – cows go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaROO!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Queen who?
Queen your room, it’s filthy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know there was an owl here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawai’i.
Hawai’i who?
I’m fine, Hawai’i you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Wow, you’re good at yodelling!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Koala who?
Koala-fied to tell silly jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you like knock knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, it’s so cold I can hardly talk!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you didn’t see me coming!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, these jokes will never be funny!
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Yuji
OH MY GAAAD
Pickle
Knock knock Whos there Wa Wa who Calm down it’s only a joke
Macallan
So hood
so funny
INVADER ZIM
I LOVE THE JOKES AND KNOCK KNOCK CAN YA OPEN THE DOOR!
feq
great
boooooo
Ella
Knock, knock who’s there boo boo-hoo I didn’t know that there was a baby
6767
Knock knock, who's there, the interrupting cow, the interrupti- MOOO!!!!
Not necessarily
There great!
Chris
Knock Knock Who's there? Harry Harry who? Harry Houdini! I've escaped at last!
Akaash
why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom
bob
hahaha! ❤️❤️
Clementine
Knock knock whos there ? bless bless who ? I didn't sneeze
leo@dude
these are funny what do storm clouds wear under their trousers? THUNDERPANTS
Charlize
Knock knock! Who's there? Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo who? There's no need to cry about it. Just open the door!
Dante
These were really funny
Funny
rebecca nightear
knock knock / whos there? / stew / stew who? / i have stew-ped to the point of knock knock jokes
gurman
cool
AMITY HOSKINGS
WHY DID THE HUNGRY PRSON GET KICKED OUT OF MATH CLASS? WHY BECAUSE HE ATE THE PIE CHART HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
patricia
hahaha so funny my kids love this lol
chelsea seal
knock knock whos there? nobel no bell! thats why im knocking!!
aldogga_676767
knock knock? whose there? bone bone who? bone appetit
Jacky
Why didn’t the skeleton fight? Because he didn’t have the guts!
did the polar bear freeze it's touge then cover it in blue berrie juice
david
knock knock
jill
Knock knock? Who's there? Kieth. Kieth who? Kieth (kiss) me sweetheart
pokemon
BEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKES EVER!!!!
Emma
" knock knock" "who's there" "imapatient grandma" "Imapatient grandma Wh-" " i BROUGHT COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Emma
help. Too funny, right, I'm off with these jokes
Evie
Knock knock Who’s there? I need a I need a who? Ok go to the toilet.
Jack
"Knock""Knock" "Whose there?" "Opun" "Opun who?" "Opun the door!!!!"
Banana
Terrible
Lily
What did the chick say about his new clothes?
Kylie
Knock knock who,s there Carry carry who? Can you carry this pretty please?
GPH
Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Knock knock who Come on just let me in
bobby
these were hilarious
bulba
it was greate
It s so nice love kt
Bob
Hi I love these jokes
hetvi
knock knock who s there you you who yoo hoo and he jokes were funny
funny jokes
banana
Mollie Howard
love the Jokes
mollie
i love your silly jokes
tonykendragioia
Knock knock. Who's there? Luke! Luke who? Luke out!
BDYJTD
cheeseburger :)
animal lover 67
hi everybody!!!!
Cinnamoroll
Knock, Knock Who's there Figs Figs who Figs your doorbell!!!!
Adelheid
This is so fun!
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Nina
Knock knock whos there, Europe Europe who, No, youre a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
HELO
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
67
Hi
Animal LOVER
KNOCK KNOCK Who's there your your who your pet made a poo down the street! STINCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!
what does a panda use to cook? a pan-da!!!!!!!
Sheena
Knocknock Who’s there Boo Boo who Haha I scared you , but don’t cry
animal girl
i love all your facts and animals my fav animal is a treekangroo, panglion,bintroung . joke: how do you make a tissue dance:you put a boogie in it
Antonio
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Maya Maya who? Maya hee Maya hoo!
what you ma call it.
knock knock. who's there. you you who yoohoo
funny but I want more jokes
Nerdy girl
Did you know that elephant calfs suck on their trunks???
Sigma
Knock knock Whos there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow Wh- MOO!
fahhh
KNOCK KNOCK whos there? you you who? YOU HAVE NO HAIR HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAAHH
Slay
Fynn
Boooooo
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