20 hilarious Halloween jokes for kids

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• mr bean

  nice

• kawaiibear_

  My fav joke was... What’s the spookiest piece of cutlery? A SPOOOOOOOOOON! Bye peeps!

• Enoch

  haha, so funny.

• Chicken Nuggy

  what is a mummys favrite music rap

• CAT

  these jokes are so good

• MB

  So funny - thank you!

• COOL!

  What do ghouls say when they are in awe? BoooooooooooooooH (like ooh,)

• Good jokes I'll use some next year. I know some of those jokes

• Cookie

  Why are zombies not afraid to break bones. Because they have none

• Ab

  what is a vampires favorite fruit? A neck-terine!

• Neve

  What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite

• How do you make a tissue dance put a little boogie in it

• Myles Porter

  Why didn't skeletons fight each other They didn't have the guts to do it

• Henry

  Why did the skeleton cross the road? to get to the body shop

• I dont have a name I'm not a fish

  Very good

• jeffrey

  knock knock who is there boo boo whoo don't cry it is just a joke

• Halloween lover

  Wow these are great for trick or treaters thanks a lot

• blake

  Thank you for the jokes I showed my friends these jokes and they laughed :3

• Tung tung sahor

  What do spiders order with burgers????? French flies

• Lilly

  These are funny

• olivia

  what is a baby ghosts favorite game peak a boo

• Ellie

  Why didn’t the monster go trick or treating Because he was at the monster mash

• ika

  great jokes love them

• Thora Lenton scott

  What is a scelatons favourite dish Spookety

• Brody

  Good jokes

• Niamh

  They were not the best jokes I have heard

• The knight

  Why didn't the vampire like a clowns blood (it tasted funny.

• Jensen

  Knock knock whos there atch who need a tissue

• Lottie

  Love the joke Lilly!

• 67

  so fun

• Luna

  Fun jokes. Love them.

• Wendy Keenan

  Why don't vampires order pizza? It comes with garlic bread !

• Courtney Smith

  Jokes are funny

• LILLY

  Why don't vampires like taylor swift? She has bad blood.

• Why are ghosts not afraid to cross the street on a red light? Because they can go through cars!

• Huzz 67

  THESE ARE GREAT!!!

• They are good not that funny though Thank you

• Stitch

  These jokes are so funny I don’t know which one to chose for Halloween

• 0399061 Grace

  so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• 67 king Zong

  So good I like them. Hahahahahahaha so funny

• Toasty

  Cool!

• Terrible jokes,Terrible!!

• Logan ferrier

  Where do cows go on a Saturday night To the moooooooovies

• Boo-berries

  Amazing jokes I am going to use some tomorrow at Halloween

• Terry

  The panda one got me laughing and the vampire one

• 67

  So funny!!

• Erin

  Why didn’t the skeleton tell the truth Because he didn’t have the guts

• 67 76

  what do you call a fat pumpkin a plumpkin

• hunter reviews

  I think the jokes were great one made mee laugh so hard I choked but in all there great jokes I would tell my friends them

• 67 sam

  so funny great for halloween

• these jokes are really funny pls make more!

• maya

  HAHA THE EGG ONE GOT ME CRACKIN

• Sus 67

  Great jokes, I’ll use one for Halloween

• selly

  were do ghohts send their mail to ? A:to the goshts offecs

• izzy

  so funny

• cat

  so good

• romme

  hahaha so funny

• Charlee

  What did the vampire say to the bat :why do you have bat -attitude

• Seba_lew

  So good you're awesome wow

• amy

  boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and happy Halloween!

• good

  dad jokes

• 123

  These roll I mean ghoul

• Ponylover

  Love them my family loved them!

• pizza

  good jokes

• Ella

  these jokes are amazing

• 67 KATELYNN

  OH YEAHH THANK YOU MY TEACHER LOVED THESE

• Lilly May

  These jokes are amazing

• Penny

  What do you call a tea drinking wizard Cub and sorcerer

• Waasi

  Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he didn't have the guts.

• no name

  q: what kind of medicine do witches use for their warts a: I don't know but its not working

• ANDY

  BOO!

• Harper

  Thank for the joke because I am have a party

• Harper

  Amazing

• meh

  amazing jokes

• amina

  I love it

• Norah

  They are so cute! 6-7

• 67

  Niceee

• Mysterious

  Ha ha ha so funny! BOO! Did I scare you?

• Anna.wilde

  These jokes are awesome! Thanks a lot!!!

• Layla

  great

• swara

  cool

• hi

  i'm hosting a Halloween party these are the perfect jokes for me to tell. thanks

• Gymnast Girl

  What does Frankenstein use to style his hair? Answer Scare-spray!!!!

• So funny

• Jack N

  Hi

• Mia

  Do a bit more funny jokes

• Thx for the jokes now l can get so much candy when l go trick or treating

• Thora

  AMAZING. SO GREAT FOR CHILDREN :D

• Pearl

  Nothing to you, why are you ghost pies because they always call them or cries why do you go snotty onions cause they’ll try

• Joey

  I like the jokes there funny leave me one that’s good please

• Maria

  I have another joke:what is a vampires favorite dog breed: a BLOODhound! Ha!Ha!Ha! that one always makes me laugh! If you guys have any more jokes comment me!

• Reagan

  Ha, ha, ha! So spooktacularly hilarious

• Chewa wose

  Those jokes are so funny. I can’t wait to tell my best friends at school.

• :)

  I like these

• Gamer

  great jokes/kid appropriate

• Reese lord

  What do you call two witches saring an appointment?Broommats

• Katelynf

  yassssssssss queennnnnnnn these are funny!!!!!!

• I like SPOOOOOON joke

• lia

  I LOVE these cool jokes

• Anaisha

  it is very funny i told these to my friends and the lol alot

• makenna

  I love these joks! they are perfect lol

• cool

• softballgirl051

  I love the jokes and i will tell them at school.

• leah

  these jokes really made me screak a giggle!! i really needed this, thank you.

• ?

  THESE JOKES ARE AWESOME

• Island

  There so funny jokes

• what do ghosts eat boo berries hahaha ha

• angry nose

  these jokes aren't funny ok.

• Fantastic

• campbell

  so funny so good

• Harry

  lol so funny my Favourite Joke Was the second one at the top of the joke list it was so funny I loved it a lot. I want to Tell it to my parents

• Emily

  A living room

• Jeff

  Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road! Answer: he didn’t have the guts!

• shreeji

  best jokes ever

• Claire Vasquez

  What did the ghost do when it was trapped? fly through the wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Iris

  How do you fix a broken jack -o -lantern -with a pumpkin patch

• The jokes were so funny!!!

• Aaria

  Funny jokes l laughed so loud it was so funny

• tessa

  Where do you go in a haunted house? The living room!

• Dan

  What do you call a skeleton that doesn’t get out of bed a lazy bones

• what did the caveman give to his wife for halloween (ughs and kisses)

• poppy

  what do you call a pile of black cats ..................... a MEOWntain

• fergus

  OK BOO-BERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Vinnie

  Here’s a good joke you can maybe add why do you have to put name tags on witches:ANSWER:to tell which witch is which

• Harper

  sooooo funny love it

• Vaneseka

  What did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced ? A Bucanear (buck an ear)

• Anika

  Fun-tastic

• Anonymous

  What is a cereal killers favorite food? Cereal!!

• Logan

  I’ve told these jokes and my cousin and my aunt was laughing so hard they couldn’t stop

• Logan

  I told these jokes to my cousin and he couldn’t stop laughing

• Finley

  Why couldn’t the pumpkin see? It had no eyes

• Jacks

  You could add this joke what is darth Vader,s weakness? Sandwich get it

• School

  So fun

• Ayan

  What type of plates do skeletons like to use? Bone china.

• Good life

  Love the jokes

• Noah

  I really love Halloween jokes

• BOBBY

  Nice jokes

• These jokes are spook-takular! Get it?

• Kabir

  What is a demon’s favourite egg Answer devilled eggs

• Nibroc

  Tee Hee

• SOOOOOOO funny and good for jokes

• Random user

  You got me crying it’s so funny

• Darcy

  What is a skeleton’s favourite meal? Ghoul-ash

• Lliv

  Nice

• matildacasey

  halloween is very good

• mistory

  nice jokes

• isaac

  Why did the pumpkin say boo on Halloween because it is Happy H

• Gabriella O'hara

  I think the jokes are hilarious and brilliant

• Elliot

  I love it

• Liam John Lewis Hamilton

  What's a dinner for Halloween party spooky chip

• jensen

  What's a zombie's least favorite candy? Life Savers. lol

• Olivia

  These jokes made me, my dad and my friends crack up - they were so funny!

• I want more

• Coco

  its so funny.And perfect for hallaween.Hahahahaha

• Rosie

  Nice jokes

• Someone

  the owl picture was cute and creepy

• BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Isabel

  Very good.

• Christian

  Your comment very good

• good halloween jokes

• Jacob

  It was terrible

• Nathan R

  Very good jokes

• Ahaan

  Knock knock Who is there? I can I can who? I can scare you!

• Ahaan

  This jokes sound a bit spooky but also funny and silly.

• Ahaan

  This jokes are very funny and silly

• juliette

  why did the skeleton not ask his girl friend out? he didn't have the guts to

• blah

  what does a ghosts favourite fruit? Answer booberry