20 hilarious Halloween jokes for kids
Give your friends a giggle with these spooky jokes…
Get ready for spooky season with these Halloween jokes! Grab a frightfully delicious snack, brush up on Halloween history, then get ready to startle your mates with these glorious gags…
Funny Halloween jokes
What’s a monster’s favourite game?
Hide and shriek!
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
She couldn’t stop coffin!
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet!
What does a ghost panda eat?
Bam-BOO!
What type of music do mummies like?
Wrap!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
They had no body to go with!
Where do spirits post letters?
At the ghost office!
Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten!
Why are vampires terrible at cricket?
Their bats fly away!
Why are ghosts bad liars?
You can see right through them!
Where do zombies go on holiday?
The Dead Sea!
Why didn’t the skeleton take any chances?
They didn’t have the guts!
What do owls say when they go trick or treating?
Happy Owl-oween!
What’s a monster’s favourite dessert?
Ice scream!
What happens to witches who break school rules?
They get ex-spelled!
Why didn’t the scarecrow finish dinner?
It was already stuffed!
What do demons eat for breakfast?
Devilled eggs!
What’s the spookiest piece of cutlery?
A spoooooooooon!
How do vampires keep fit?
They play bat-minton!
What’s a ghost’s favourite food?
Boo-berries!
Think you’ve got a better Halloween joke? Share it in the comments below!
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Niceee
Mysterious
Ha ha ha so funny! BOO! Did I scare you?
Anna.wilde
These jokes are awesome! Thanks a lot!!!
Layla
great
swara
cool
hi
i'm hosting a Halloween party these are the perfect jokes for me to tell. thanks
Gymnast Girl
What does Frankenstein use to style his hair? Answer Scare-spray!!!!
So funny
Jack N
Hi
Mia
Do a bit more funny jokes
Thx for the jokes now l can get so much candy when l go trick or treating
Thora
AMAZING. SO GREAT FOR CHILDREN :D
Pearl
Nothing to you, why are you ghost pies because they always call them or cries why do you go snotty onions cause they’ll try
Joey
I like the jokes there funny leave me one that’s good please
Maria
I have another joke:what is a vampires favorite dog breed: a BLOODhound! Ha!Ha!Ha! that one always makes me laugh! If you guys have any more jokes comment me!
Reagan
Ha, ha, ha! So spooktacularly hilarious
Chewa wose
Those jokes are so funny. I can’t wait to tell my best friends at school.
:)
I like these
Gamer
great jokes/kid appropriate
Reese lord
What do you call two witches saring an appointment?Broommats
Katelynf
yassssssssss queennnnnnnn these are funny!!!!!!
I like SPOOOOOON joke
lia
I LOVE these cool jokes
Anaisha
it is very funny i told these to my friends and the lol alot
makenna
I love these joks! they are perfect lol
cool
softballgirl051
I love the jokes and i will tell them at school.
leah
these jokes really made me screak a giggle!! i really needed this, thank you.
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THESE JOKES ARE AWESOME
Island
There so funny jokes
what do ghosts eat boo berries hahaha ha
angry nose
these jokes aren't funny ok.
Fantastic
campbell
so funny so good
Harry
lol so funny my Favourite Joke Was the second one at the top of the joke list it was so funny I loved it a lot. I want to Tell it to my parents
Emily
A living room
Jeff
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road! Answer: he didn’t have the guts!
shreeji
best jokes ever
Claire Vasquez
What did the ghost do when it was trapped? fly through the wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iris
How do you fix a broken jack -o -lantern -with a pumpkin patch
The jokes were so funny!!!
Aaria
Funny jokes l laughed so loud it was so funny
tessa
Where do you go in a haunted house? The living room!
Dan
What do you call a skeleton that doesn’t get out of bed a lazy bones
what did the caveman give to his wife for halloween (ughs and kisses)
poppy
what do you call a pile of black cats ..................... a MEOWntain
fergus
OK BOO-BERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinnie
Here’s a good joke you can maybe add why do you have to put name tags on witches:ANSWER:to tell which witch is which
Harper
sooooo funny love it
Vaneseka
What did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced ? A Bucanear (buck an ear)
Anika
Fun-tastic
Anonymous
What is a cereal killers favorite food? Cereal!!
Logan
I’ve told these jokes and my cousin and my aunt was laughing so hard they couldn’t stop
Logan
I told these jokes to my cousin and he couldn’t stop laughing
Finley
Why couldn’t the pumpkin see? It had no eyes
Jacks
You could add this joke what is darth Vader,s weakness? Sandwich get it
School
So fun
Ayan
What type of plates do skeletons like to use? Bone china.
Good life
Love the jokes
Noah
I really love Halloween jokes
BOBBY
Nice jokes
These jokes are spook-takular! Get it?
Kabir
What is a demon’s favourite egg Answer devilled eggs
Nibroc
Tee Hee
SOOOOOOO funny and good for jokes
Random user
You got me crying it’s so funny
Darcy
What is a skeleton’s favourite meal? Ghoul-ash
Lliv
Nice
matildacasey
halloween is very good
mistory
nice jokes
isaac
Why did the pumpkin say boo on Halloween because it is Happy H
Gabriella O'hara
I think the jokes are hilarious and brilliant
Elliot
I love it
Liam John Lewis Hamilton
What's a dinner for Halloween party spooky chip
jensen
What's a zombie's least favorite candy? Life Savers. lol
Olivia
These jokes made me, my dad and my friends crack up - they were so funny!
I want more
Coco
its so funny.And perfect for hallaween.Hahahahaha
Rosie
Nice jokes
Someone
the owl picture was cute and creepy
BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isabel
Very good.
Christian
Your comment very good
good halloween jokes
Jacob
It was terrible
Nathan R
Very good jokes
Ahaan
Knock knock Who is there? I can I can who? I can scare you!
Ahaan
This jokes sound a bit spooky but also funny and silly.
Ahaan
This jokes are very funny and silly
juliette
why did the skeleton not ask his girl friend out? he didn't have the guts to
blah
what does a ghosts favourite fruit? Answer booberry
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