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20 hilarious Halloween jokes for kids

Give your friends a giggle with these spooky jokes…

Get ready for spooky season with these Halloween jokes! Grab a frightfully delicious snack, brush up on Halloween history, then get ready to startle your mates with these glorious gags…

Funny Halloween jokes

What’s a monster’s favourite game?

Hide and shriek!

Why did the vampire go to the doctor?

She couldn’t stop coffin!

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet!

What does a ghost panda eat?

Bam-BOO!

a giant panda grasps some green bamboo and pulls it towards their open mouth. The panda is a black and white bear with soft, round black ears and a white face.
“Keep your paws off my snacks, ghosties!”

What type of music do mummies like?

Wrap!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

They had no body to go with!

Where do spirits post letters?

At the ghost office!

Why didn’t the zombie go to school?

He felt rotten!

Why are vampires terrible at cricket?

Their bats fly away!

Halloween jokes for kids | a soft grey-brown bat soars through the air, its leathery wings outstretched
“I’m fang-tastic at getting out of sports day!”

Why are ghosts bad liars?

You can see right through them!

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Where do zombies go on holiday?

The Dead Sea!

Why didn’t the skeleton take any chances?

They didn’t have the guts!

What do owls say when they go trick or treating?

Happy Owl-oween!

Halloween jokes | a snowy owl, a white bird with black specks on its wings, sits on a bank of snow. It's looking into the camera with its eyes closed and mouth open, so it looks a bit like it's laughing
“These jokes are a HOOT!”

What’s a monster’s favourite dessert?

Ice scream!

What happens to witches who break school rules?

They get ex-spelled!

Why didn’t the scarecrow finish dinner?

It was already stuffed!

What do demons eat for breakfast?

Devilled eggs!

Halloween jokes for kids | a brown hen with a red face looks into the camera. It's standing outside on a grassy path.
“I hope your cursed breakfast tastes egg-xcellent!”

What’s the spookiest piece of cutlery?

A spoooooooooon!

How do vampires keep fit?

They play bat-minton!

What’s a ghost’s favourite food?

Boo-berries!

Think you’ve got a better Halloween joke? Share it in the comments below!

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  • 67

    Niceee

  • Mysterious

    Ha ha ha so funny! BOO! Did I scare you?

  • Anna.wilde

    These jokes are awesome! Thanks a lot!!!

  • Layla

    great

  • swara

    cool

  • hi

    i'm hosting a Halloween party these are the perfect jokes for me to tell. thanks

  • Gymnast Girl

    What does Frankenstein use to style his hair? Answer Scare-spray!!!!

  • So funny

  • Jack N

    Hi

  • Mia

    Do a bit more funny jokes

  • Thx for the jokes now l can get so much candy when l go trick or treating

  • Thora

    AMAZING. SO GREAT FOR CHILDREN :D

  • Pearl

    Nothing to you, why are you ghost pies because they always call them or cries why do you go snotty onions cause they’ll try

  • Joey

    I like the jokes there funny leave me one that’s good please

  • Maria

    I have another joke:what is a vampires favorite dog breed: a BLOODhound! Ha!Ha!Ha! that one always makes me laugh! If you guys have any more jokes comment me!

  • Reagan

    Ha, ha, ha! So spooktacularly hilarious

  • Chewa wose

    Those jokes are so funny. I can’t wait to tell my best friends at school.

  • :)

    I like these

  • Gamer

    great jokes/kid appropriate

  • Reese lord

    What do you call two witches saring an appointment?Broommats

  • Katelynf

    yassssssssss queennnnnnnn these are funny!!!!!!

  • I like SPOOOOOON joke

  • lia

    I LOVE these cool jokes

  • Anaisha

    it is very funny i told these to my friends and the lol alot

  • makenna

    I love these joks! they are perfect lol

  • cool

  • softballgirl051

    I love the jokes and i will tell them at school.

  • leah

    these jokes really made me screak a giggle!! i really needed this, thank you.

  • ?

    THESE JOKES ARE AWESOME

  • Island

    There so funny jokes

  • what do ghosts eat boo berries hahaha ha

  • angry nose

    these jokes aren't funny ok.

  • Fantastic

  • campbell

    so funny so good

  • Harry

    lol so funny my Favourite Joke Was the second one at the top of the joke list it was so funny I loved it a lot. I want to Tell it to my parents

  • Emily

    A living room

  • Jeff

    Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road! Answer: he didn’t have the guts!

  • shreeji

    best jokes ever

  • Claire Vasquez

    What did the ghost do when it was trapped? fly through the wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Iris

    How do you fix a broken jack -o -lantern -with a pumpkin patch

  • The jokes were so funny!!!

  • Aaria

    Funny jokes l laughed so loud it was so funny

  • tessa

    Where do you go in a haunted house? The living room!

  • Dan

    What do you call a skeleton that doesn’t get out of bed a lazy bones

  • what did the caveman give to his wife for halloween (ughs and kisses)

  • poppy

    what do you call a pile of black cats ..................... a MEOWntain

  • fergus

    OK BOO-BERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Vinnie

    Here’s a good joke you can maybe add why do you have to put name tags on witches:ANSWER:to tell which witch is which

  • Harper

    sooooo funny love it

  • Vaneseka

    What did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced ? A Bucanear (buck an ear)

  • Anika

    Fun-tastic

  • Anonymous

    What is a cereal killers favorite food? Cereal!!

  • Logan

    I’ve told these jokes and my cousin and my aunt was laughing so hard they couldn’t stop

  • Logan

    I told these jokes to my cousin and he couldn’t stop laughing

  • Finley

    Why couldn’t the pumpkin see? It had no eyes

  • Jacks

    You could add this joke what is darth Vader,s weakness? Sandwich get it

  • School

    So fun

  • Ayan

    What type of plates do skeletons like to use? Bone china.

  • Good life

    Love the jokes

  • Noah

    I really love Halloween jokes

  • BOBBY

    Nice jokes

  • These jokes are spook-takular! Get it?

  • Kabir

    What is a demon’s favourite egg Answer devilled eggs

  • Nibroc

    Tee Hee

  • SOOOOOOO funny and good for jokes

  • Random user

    You got me crying it’s so funny

  • Darcy

    What is a skeleton’s favourite meal? Ghoul-ash

  • Lliv

    Nice

  • matildacasey

    halloween is very good

  • mistory

    nice jokes

  • isaac

    Why did the pumpkin say boo on Halloween because it is Happy H

  • Gabriella O'hara

    I think the jokes are hilarious and brilliant

  • Elliot

    I love it

  • Liam John Lewis Hamilton

    What's a dinner for Halloween party spooky chip

  • jensen

    What's a zombie's least favorite candy? Life Savers. lol

  • Olivia

    These jokes made me, my dad and my friends crack up - they were so funny!

  • I want more

  • Coco

    its so funny.And perfect for hallaween.Hahahahaha

  • Rosie

    Nice jokes

  • Someone

    the owl picture was cute and creepy

  • BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Isabel

    Very good.

  • Christian

    Your comment very good

  • good halloween jokes

  • Jacob

    It was terrible

  • Nathan R

    Very good jokes

  • Ahaan

    Knock knock Who is there? I can I can who? I can scare you!

  • Ahaan

    This jokes sound a bit spooky but also funny and silly.

  • Ahaan

    This jokes are very funny and silly

  • juliette

    why did the skeleton not ask his girl friend out? he didn't have the guts to

  • blah

    what does a ghosts favourite fruit? Answer booberry

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