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20 hilarious Halloween jokes for kids

Give your friends a giggle with these spooky jokes…

Get ready for spooky season with these Halloween jokes! Grab a frightfully delicious snack, brush up on Halloween history, then get ready to startle your mates with these glorious gags…

Funny Halloween jokes

What’s a monster’s favourite game?

Hide and shriek!

Why did the vampire go to the doctor?

She couldn’t stop coffin!

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet!

What does a ghost panda eat?

Bam-BOO!

a giant panda grasps some green bamboo and pulls it towards their open mouth. The panda is a black and white bear with soft, round black ears and a white face.
“Keep your paws off my snacks, ghosties!”

What type of music do mummies like?

Wrap!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

They had no body to go with!

Where do spirits post letters?

At the ghost office!

Why didn’t the zombie go to school?

He felt rotten!

Why are vampires terrible at cricket?

Their bats fly away!

Halloween jokes for kids | a soft grey-brown bat soars through the air, its leathery wings outstretched
“I’m fang-tastic at getting out of sports day!”

Why are ghosts bad liars?

You can see right through them!

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Where do zombies go on holiday?

The Dead Sea!

Why didn’t the skeleton take any chances?

They didn’t have the guts!

What owls say when they go trick or treating?

Happy Owl-oween!

Halloween jokes | a snowy owl, a white bird with black specks on its wings, sits on a bank of snow. It's looking into the camera with its eyes closed and mouth open, so it looks a bit like it's laughing
“These jokes are a HOOT!”

What’s a monster’s favourite dessert?

Ice scream!

What happens to witches who break school rules?

They get ex-spelled!

Why didn’t the scarecrow finish dinner?

It was already stuffed!

What do demons eat for breakfast?

Devilled eggs!

Halloween jokes for kids | a brown hen with a red face looks into the camera. It's standing outside on a grassy path.
“I hope your cursed breakfast tastes egg-xcellent!”

What’s the spookiest piece of cutlery?

A spoooooooooon!

How do vampires keep fit?

They play bat-minton!

What’s a ghost’s favourite food?

Boo-berries!

Think you’ve got a better Halloween joke? Share it in the comments below!

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  • Noah

    I really love Halloween jokes

  • BOBBY

    Nice jokes

  • These jokes are spook-takular! Get it?

  • Kabir

    What is a demon’s favourite egg Answer devilled eggs

  • Nibroc

    Tee Hee

  • SOOOOOOO funny and good for jokes

  • Random user

    You got me crying it’s so funny

  • Darcy

    What is a skeleton’s favourite meal? Ghoul-ash

  • Lliv

    Nice

  • matildacasey

    halloween is very good

  • mistory

    nice jokes

  • isaac

    Why did the pumpkin say boo on Halloween because it is Happy H

  • Gabriella O'hara

    I think the jokes are hilarious and brilliant

  • Elliot

    I love it

  • Liam John Lewis Hamilton

    What's a dinner for Halloween party spooky chip

  • jensen

    What's a zombie's least favorite candy? Life Savers. lol

  • Olivia

    These jokes made me, my dad and my friends crack up - they were so funny!

  • I want more

  • Coco

    its so funny.And perfect for hallaween.Hahahahaha

  • Rosie

    Nice jokes

  • Someone

    the owl picture was cute and creepy

  • BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Isabel

    Very good.

  • Christian

    Your comment very good

  • good halloween jokes

  • Jacob

    It was terrible

  • Nathan R

    Very good jokes

  • Ahaan

    Knock knock Who is there? I can I can who? I can scare you!

  • Ahaan

    This jokes sound a bit spooky but also funny and silly.

  • Ahaan

    This jokes are very funny and silly

  • juliette

    why did the skeleton not ask his girl friend out? he didn't have the guts to

  • blah

    what does a ghosts favourite fruit? Answer booberry

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